Hehe, you're so cool! I can't stand it! The name's Ed, though Brewster the fruitcake tends to call me "Evil Ed". Guess it suits me now. For all of you followers out there! Be warned. I bite. And I bite hard... If you have a problem, take it up with the master. I'm sure he'll deal with you. Oh so slowly... -grins evilly-
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/nods/
Evening.
-waves- Hey man!
What brings you to my city?
Well, I came to Santa Carla to join you. You see, my master is Jerry Dandridge but he’s a very classy kinda vampire. Which is great and all, but I’m looking for more excitement. I wanna start fresh. I tried to ask the other David, but he couldn’t give two shits about me. He’s a bit of an asshole. -shrugs- So I’m hoping maybe you’ll be more understanding. -smiles- So what do ya say, man? I’ve been a misfit for most of my life, getting bullied and stuff… I’d like to feel like I’ve got some sorta place to fit in.
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Well, I came to Santa Carla to join you. You see, my master is Jerry Dandridge but he’s a very classy kinda vampire....
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howarethosemaggots reblogged this from ohsoslowly and added:
What brings you to my city?
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-waves- Hey man!
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