January 2012
19 posts
ohsoslowly started following you
howarethosemaggots:
ohsoslowly:
howarethosemaggots:
/nods/
Evening.
-waves- Hey man!
What brings you to my city?
Well, I came to Santa Carla to join you. You see, my master is Jerry Dandridge but he’s a very classy kinda vampire. Which is great and all, but I’m looking for more excitement. I wanna start fresh. I tried to ask the other David, but he couldn’t give two shits about me....
ladyphibes asked: I love the name of your blog. Evil Ed is my spirit animal.
ohsoslowly started following you
howarethosemaggots:
/nods/
Evening.
-waves- Hey man!
notnowdearjohnnyrottensinmypant asked: *chuckles* I know you can do it. Actually, David and I would love for you to come down. We need to talk...
notnowdearjohnnyrottensinmypant asked: *Shrugs* you look like a little fellow. But what am I, so I guess that doesn't matter. I s'pose you're enjoying yourself as a vampire then? Because I am. You should prove yourself worthy and come on over.
notnowdearjohnnyrottensinmypant asked: David and I would be glad to have you. David's just worried that you'll wimp off. Hopefully you can man up, because I like you.
notnowdearjohnnyrottensinmypant asked: Oh, so you're the sort of vamp who's been nabbed in the neck. A bit different from the clans in Santa Carla. I'll talk to David about it. As for my first kill, I was an animal, and I enjoyed it for once.
notnowdearjohnnyrottensinmypant asked: I s'pose I am David's girl now. I don't know who you are, or if you're any good, but I'll give you a chance. And remember, I'm David's.
Anonymous asked: So Evil... I see you're enjoying networking with other vampires, is that correct?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?