Hehe, you're so cool! I can't stand it! The name's Ed, though Brewster the fruitcake tends to call me "Evil Ed". Guess it suits me now. For all of you followers out there! Be warned. I bite. And I bite hard... If you have a problem, take it up with the master. I'm sure he'll deal with you. Oh so slowly... -grins evilly-

11th January 2012

Post reblogged from Maggots, Michael, You're Eating Maggots with 5 notes

ohsoslowly started following you

howarethosemaggots:

ohsoslowly:

howarethosemaggots:

/nods/

Evening.

-waves- Hey man!

What brings you to my city?

Well, I came to Santa Carla to join you. You see, my master is Jerry Dandridge but he’s a very classy kinda vampire. Which is great and all, but I’m looking for more excitement. I wanna start fresh. I tried to ask the other David, but he couldn’t give two shits about me. He’s a bit of an asshole. -shrugs- So I’m hoping maybe you’ll be more understanding. -smiles- So what do ya say, man? I’ve been a misfit for most of my life, getting bullied and stuff… I’d like to feel like I’ve got some sorta place to fit in.

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10th January 2012

Question with 1 note

ladyphibes asked: I love the name of your blog. Evil Ed is my spirit animal.

-scratches the back of head- Awww shucks, thanks a lot! I decided to network here and show Brewster and Peter Vincent that I can’t be killed off so easily! Heheh. -tilts head- Er.. What’s a spirit animal?

10th January 2012

Post reblogged from Maggots, Michael, You're Eating Maggots with 5 notes

ohsoslowly started following you

howarethosemaggots:

/nods/

Evening.

-waves- Hey man!

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10th January 2012

Question with 1 note

bad-boy-with-big-brown-eyes asked: *chuckles* I know you can do it. Actually, David and I would love for you to come down. We need to talk...

Okay! I’ll be there!

10th January 2012

Question

bad-boy-with-big-brown-eyes asked: *Shrugs* you look like a little fellow. But what am I, so I guess that doesn't matter. I s'pose you're enjoying yourself as a vampire then? Because I am. You should prove yourself worthy and come on over.

Yeah, I may be small but I’m big where it counts! -grins confidently- But ANYWAY, I can definitely pack a punch. I almost took down Peter Vincent but he pulled a cross on me. -pouts- If it weren’t for that cheap shot, I would’ve had ‘im! I’ll definitely take a ride over to Santa Carla and check it out.

10th January 2012

Photo reblogged from The Abominable Lady Phibes with 15 notes

Lookin pretty fancy! I can be a vampire with class, as well as being a badass.

Lookin pretty fancy! I can be a vampire with class, as well as being a badass.

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10th January 2012

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10th January 2012

Question with 1 note

bad-boy-with-big-brown-eyes asked: David and I would be glad to have you. David's just worried that you'll wimp off. Hopefully you can man up, because I like you.

Really? You guys mean that?!

Thanks! I’ll try not to disappoint you guys!

10th January 2012

Photo reblogged from "Everybody relax, I'm here." with 9 notes

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10th January 2012

Photo reblogged from Blue Cap with 16 notes

blue-cap:


“THERE IS A VAMPIRE LIVING NEXTDOOR TO MEEE!1”

blue-cap:

“THERE IS A VAMPIRE LIVING NEXTDOOR TO MEEE!1”

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10th January 2012

Photoset reblogged from Blue Cap with 48 notes

blue-cap:

EVIL ED: “Hey! Let’s cut through here!”
CHARLEY: Hey! No way! Come on, we want people and lights! The more the better.”
EVIL ED: “Listen Brewster, Vampires don’t exist! Haven’t you gotten that through your thick head yet?”
CHARLEY: “What if you’re wrong Evil? What if Dandridge is a vampire, and he thinks YOU know it? Would you walk down that alley then?”
EVIL ED: “Oh fuck you, Brewster!”
-Fright Night, (1985)

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10th January 2012

Photoset reblogged from tardis bang bang daleks boom with 76 notes

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10th January 2012

Photoset reblogged from Blue Cap with 17 notes

blue-cap:

EVIL ED: “Did she find out what you’re really like?”
CHARLEY: “Buzz off, Evil!”
EVIL ED: “Oh, call me anything you want. Only you’re the one failing trig, not me.”

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10th January 2012

Photo reblogged from You're so cool, Brewster. with 5 notes

sambergs-nose:

I cried at this part. :c

sambergs-nose:

I cried at this part. :c

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10th January 2012

Photo reblogged from ♔Innocently Evil♔ with 11 notes

megumiurameshi:

So only I would be slow enough to post a Halloween themed picture in December but at least it’s finally finished. ;D lmao. I’m quite pleased with the result. c:

Heh, this is pretty badass! Check me out! ;D

megumiurameshi:

So only I would be slow enough to post a Halloween themed picture in December but at least it’s finally finished. ;D lmao. I’m quite pleased with the result. c:

Heh, this is pretty badass! Check me out! ;D

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